Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog by Lisa Scottoline (2009, Hardcover) "Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog" by Lisa Scottoline is a memoir that explores the author's unconventional journey through marriage and relationships, ultimately arriving at the decision to choose a dog as her third husband. Published by St. Martin's Press in 2009, this hardcover book delves into the author's experiences with pets and animal care, making it a special addition to the genre of Family & Relationships. With a dust jacket and first edition status, this book offers a unique perspective on love and companionship, making it a compelling read for those interested in marriage, pets, and relationships.