BCBG Max Azria two piece dress. There’s no doubt in my average mind that this dress was designed for a Miami funeral where an ex husband would be. The deep, but tasteful, V was probably designed to flaunt a new boob job paid for by the divorce. While your children are tempted to point out how embarrassed they are by how much skin you’re showing at their dear pop pop’s funeral, they can’t. Your rebuttal is locked and loaded, the hem is a very tasteful midi, and there’s nothing embarrassing about a tasteful midi. While the size says 0 it’s obvious, from this design and others from BCBG that Max, or as we say in the Midwest, MyAx was often confused by what that means. It’s fairer to say that this fits like a 4, or if more helpful than arbitrary vain numbers set by old men like MyAx; my waist is 28”. #bcbg #beachdress #blackdress #lace #twopiece