Dear Human, You may purchase this for me You’re welcome. You may be wondering, “Does my cat really need another toy?” That was your first mistake. I DON’T RECALL APPOINTING YOU Director of Feline Acquisitions. Consider what’s in this for you: While I’m occupied, the dog may be permitted to walk down the hallway without first receiving my intimidating stare. I make no promises. The dog knows what he did. The couch will receive a reprieve from my custom upholstery work. I’ve been contouring a shape more befitting my aesthetic, but apparently we have “different visions.” AKA Knife Fingers, The Cat PS lt is 4am I have decided due to the time of day and you looking so relaxed that without my soulful reminder I would perish. You now have the privilege of getting up and checking my bowl. Last time you got all snark, muttering about how I should look at the bowls and notice I have food prior to yelling. I don’t need that energy messing up my day. #Cat toy #Cat lover #Cat scratcher